Welcome to Wrestling Gamers United Newsletter #388
1) Thanks for the add! 2) Twitter is Jericho 3) Dave's not here man
1) Thanks for the add! *********************** Sorry for the late newsletter today. I left early for a meeting in Calgary that got canceled at the last minute and spent the rest of the day inhaling 100 year old attic insulation to drown my sorrows. So short newsletter this week with a few fun tidbits. First, looks like we sorted out our tax credit snafu and can now expect the funds in a few short weeks...again! But this time they'll actually be sending the money to me and not the porn company that is currently at our old address.
I'd like to thank everyone who took the time to check out our new Facebook fan page and sign up as a fan. It's a great way for me to share news, pics, and video with you that won't always be posted to the main PWX site. If you haven't done so already, please feel free:
[url]http://www.facebook.com/ProWrestlingX[/url]
So far I like the Facebook page and the way it allows crew to comment on photo's of their questionable hygiene.
2) Twitter is Jericho **********************
Thanks to Karen Belcher from prowrestlingdigest.com for this:
Jericholics have been flooding Twitter with "facts" about Chris Jericho, similar to the Chuck Norris "facts," making Chris Jericho the #1 trending topic on Twitter today.
Chris Jericho ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
Cars were invented as a faster way of fleeing Chris Jericho. Not to be outdone, Chris Jericho invented the car accident.
If Chris Jericho were gay, he would be Chuck Norris.
Chris Jericho can play the violin with a piano
Chris Jericho doesn't bowl strikes. He knocks down 1 pin & the other 9 faint.
Chris Jericho lost his virginity before his father
Chris Jericho fishes for sharks. With his balls.
Chris Jericho puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".
When Chris Jericho says "more cowbell", he MEANS it!
There were originally five horsemen of the apocalypse. Chris Jericho said he would travel by foot.
Chris Jericho can slam a revolving door.
A lot of try to men piss their name in the snow, CJ pisses his name into dry concrete
Most people fear the Reaper. Chris Jericho considers him "a promising Rookie".
Only Chris Jericho can talk about fight club
Chris Jericho once beat a mountain in a staring contest.
Chris Jericho doesn't do pushups, he pushes da Earth down!
Chris Jericho can kill two stones with a bird.
Before going to bed, Bruce Campbell and Chuck Norris check their closets for Chris Jericho.
3) Dave's not here man ************ Below is an excerpt from a recent phone conversation I just had regarding the whereabouts of our long lost tax credit cheque. You know, the one we'd like to use to launch Uprising?
Agent: "Sir, your cheque was sent out in June." Dave: "But we didn't get it. Did you send it to the right address?" Agent: "It says here that it was returned to us as you were not at the address we have on file." Dave: "Really?! But we filed a proper change of address and checked three times with you already to verify that it would be sent to the new address?!" Agent: "I see your change of address here, sir. You filed the change of address in 2008 but you applied for the tax credit for the 2007 tax year so we used the address from 2007." Dave: "Why wasn't I called when the cheque was returned?" Agent:"Again, sir, we attempted to call you at the number from 2007."
Oh it get's better. We still don't know how much our cheque is going to be for. The agent told me they would re-issue the cheque (which will take 2-4 weeks...again) but that he cannot discuss the amount over the phone...
Agent: "But I can mail you statement to your new business address, sir." Dave: "Ok sure. At least I'll know the amount of the cheque a little while before it arrives." Agent: "I'm sorry, sir, but we cannot mail a statement until after the cheque has been re-issued."
So I'll get my statement in the mail a few days after I get the actual cheque. Priceless.
Now imagine, if you will, that this type of bureaucracy was part of the same system that funded PWX. Oh yeah. Good times!
In the meantime and in between time, that's it, another edition of Wrestling Gamers United.
Thank you for your support, Dave Wishnowski
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